..do you feel a breeze?

So... I'm standing at the copier and the following conversation takes place...

Boss: Hey, do you know that you have a hole in the back of your jeans...?

Me: Shut up, I do not... Wait, are you serious...?

Boss: Are you wearing underwear? *laughing*

Me: YES I'm wearing underwear!! *gasp*

Boss: Doesn't look like it!

Me: OH MY GAWDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

I ran into my office, took this picture... and then drove home and changed my jeans...

*blink blink* WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!